Wednesday, May 8, 2013

2nd Annual Arrested Development Never Nude Pub Crawl

Are you a fan of Arrested Development? 

Are you a never nude with an affinity for JORTS

Then come to H Street this Saturday for the 2nd Annual Arrested Development Never Nude Pub Crawl!
Get noticed, wear jorts, light blue shirts, staches, and proudly stumble from bar to bar. There will be DOZENS of us.

Last year, 15 attended the first annual crawl and this year we have at least 30 confirmed.
The Pug - August 2012
This is, above all, a celebration of the show and the impending return of Season 4 on May 26.

Here's a rough itinerary, for BRITISH EYES ONLY:

  • 1:00 - Rock and Roll Hotel rooftop (brunch for those who want it)
  • 2:00 - Biergarten Haus
  • 2:30 - Star & Shamrock
  • 3:00 - H Street Country Club
  • 4:00 - Smith Commons
  • 5:00 - The Pug
  • 6:00 - Queen Vic (a FLOCK OF BLUEBIRDS)
  • 7:00 - Cusbah
  • 8:00 - Little Miss Whiskeys
If anyone thinks this schedule will get followed to a T, they're worse than Rita Leeds. I fully anticipate this devolving into random Never Nudes wondering around H Street in the rain, sobbing louder than Tobias in the shower.

Hopefully we can make it through this journey without running into any BEES or MAGIC! 

Don't be a chicken

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